To Sherlock Holmes she is always the woman.
I have seldom heard him mention her under any other name. In his eyes she
eclipses and predominates the whole of her sex. It was not that he felt
any emotion akin to love for Irene Adler. All emotions, and that one particularly,
were abhorrent to his cold, precise but
admirably balanced mind. He was, I take it, the most
perfect reasoning and observing machine that the world has seen, but as
a lover he would have placed himself in a false position. He never spoke
of the softer passions, save with a gibe and a sneer. They were admirable
things for the observer -- excellent for drawing the veil from men's motives
and actions. But for the trained reasoner to admit such intrusions into
his own delicate and finely adjusted temperament was to introduce a distracting
factor which might throw a doubt upon all his mental results. Grit in a
sensitive instrument, or a crack in one of his own high-power
lenses, would not be more disturbing than a strong
emotion in a nature such as his. And yet there was but one woman to him,
and that woman was the late Irene Adler, of dubious and questionable memory.
I had seen little of Holmes lately. My marriage
had drifted us away from each other. My own complete happiness, and the
home-centred interests which rise up around the man who first finds himself
master of his own establishment, were sufficient to absorb all my attention,
while Holmes, who loathed every form
of society with his whole Bohemian soul, remained
in our lodgings in Baker Street, buried among his old books, and alternating
from week to week between cocaine and ambition, the drowsiness of the drug,
and the fierce energy of his own keen nature. He was still, as ever,
deeply attracted by the study of crime, and occupied his immense faculties
and extraordinary powers of observation in following out those clues, and
clearing up those mysteries which had been abandoned as hopeless by the
official police. From time to time I heard some vague account of his doings:
of his summons to Odessa in the case of the Trepoff murder, of his clearing
up of the singular tragedy of the Atkinson brothers at Trincomalee, and
finally of the mission which he had accomplished so delicately and successfully
for the reigning family of Holland. Beyond these signs of his activity,
however, which I merely shared with all the readers of the daily press,
I knew little of my former friend and companion.
One night -- it was on the twentieth of March,
1888 -- I was returning from a journey to a patient (for I had now returned
to civil practice), when my way led me through Baker Street. As I passed
the well-remembered door, which must always be associated in my mind with
my wooing, and with the dark incidents of the Study in Scarlet, I was seized
with a keen desire to see Holmes again, and to know how he was employing
his extraordinary powers. His rooms were brilliantly lit, and, even as
I looked up, I saw his tall, spare figure pass twice in a dark silhouette
against the blind. He was pacing the room swiftly, eagerly, with his head
sunk upon his chest and his hands clasped behind him. To me, who knew his
every mood and habit, his attitude and manner told their own story. He
was at work again. He had risen out of his drug-created dreams and
was hot upon the scent of some new problem. I rang the bell and was shown
up to the chamber which had formerly been in part my own.
His manner was not effusive. It seldom was;
but he was glad, I think, to see me. With hardly a word spoken, but with
a kindly eye, he waved me to an armchair, threw across his case of cigars,
and indicated a spirit case and a gasogene in the corner. Then he
stood before the fire and looked me over in his singular introspective
fashion.
"Wedlock suits you," he remarked. "I think,
Watson, that you have put on seven and a half pounds since I saw you."
"Seven!" I answered.
"Indeed, I should have thought a little more.
Just a trifle more, I fancy, Watson. And in practice again, I observe.
You did not tell me that you intended to go into harness."
"Then, how do you know?"
"I see it, I deduce it. How do I know that
you have been getting yourself very wet lately, and that you have a most
clumsy and careless servant girl?"
"My dear Holmes," said I, "this is too much.
You would certainly have been burned, had you lived a few centuries ago.
It is true that I had a country walk on Thursday and came home in a dreadful
mess, but as I have changed my clothes I can't imagine how you deduce it.
As to Mary Jane, she is incorrigible, and my
wife has given her notice, but there, again, I fail
to see how you work it out."
He chuckled to himself and rubbed his long,
nervous hands together.
"It is simplicity itself," said he; "my eyes
tell me that on the inside of your left shoe, just where the firelight
strikes it, the leather is scored by six almost parallel cuts. Obviously
they have been caused by someone who has very carelessly scraped round
the edges of the sole in order to remove crusted mud from it. Hence,
you see, my double deduction that you had been out in vile weather, and
that you had a particularly malignant bootslitting specimen of the London
slavery. As to your practice, if a gentleman walks into my rooms smelling
of iodoform, with a black mark of nitrate of silver upon his right forefinger,
and a bulge on the right side of his top-hat to show where he has secreted
his stethoscope, I must be dull, indeed, if I do not pronounce him to be
an active member of the medical profession."
I could not help laughing at the ease with
which he explained his process of deduction. "When I hear you give your
reasons," I remarked, "the thing always appears to me to be so ridiculously
simple that I could easily do it myself, though at each successive instance
of your reasoning I am baffled until you explain your process. And yet
I believe that my eyes are as good as yours."
"Quite so," he answered, lighting a cigarette,
and throwing himself down into an armchair. "You see, but you do not observe.
The distinction is clear. For example, you have frequently seen the steps
which lead up from the hall to this room."
"Frequently."
"How often?"
"Well, some hundreds of times."
"Then how many are there?"
"How many? I don't know."
"Quite so! You have not observed. And yet you
have seen. That is just my point. Now, I know that there are seventeen
steps, because I have both seen and observed. By the way, since you are
interested in these little problems, and since you are good enough to chronicle
one or two of my trifling experiences, you may be interested in this."
He threw over a sheet of thick, pink-tinted note-paper which had been lying
open upon the table. "It came by the last post," said he. "Read it aloud."
The note was undated, and without either signature
or address.
"There will call
upon you to-night, at a quarter to eight
o'clock [it said], a gentleman
who desires to consult you
upon a matter of the very deepest
moment. Your recent
services to one of the royal
houses of Europe have shown
that you are one who may safely
be trusted with matters
which are of an importance which
can hardly be exagger-
ated. This account of you we
have from all quarters re-
ceived. Be in your chamber then
at that hour, and do not
take it amiss if your visitor
wear a mask.
"This is indeed a mystery," I remarked. "What
do you imagine that it means?"
"I have no data yet. It is a capital mistake
to theorize before one has data. Insensibly one begins to twist facts to
suit theories, instead of theories to suit facts. But the note itself.
What do you deduce from it?"
I carefully examined the writing, and the paper
upon which it was written.
"The man who wrote it was presumably well to
do," I remarked, endeavouring to imitate my companion's processes.
"Such paper could not be bought under half a crown a packet. It is peculiarly
strong and stiff."
"Peculiar -- that is the very word," said Holmes.
"It is not an English paper at all. Hold it up to the light."
I did so, and saw a large "E" with a small
"g," a "P," and a large "G" with a small "f" woven into the texture of
the paper.
"What do you make of that?" asked Holmes.
"The name of the maker, no doubt; or his monogram,
rather."
"Not at all. The 'G' with the small 't' stands
for 'Gesellschaft,' which is the German for 'Company.' It is a customary
contraction like our 'Co.' 'P,' of course, stands for 'Papier.' Now
for the 'Eg.' Let us glance at our Continental Gazetteer." He took
down a heavy brown volume from his shelves. "Eglow, Eglonitz -- here we
are, Egria. It is in a German-speaking country -- in Bohemia, not far from
Carlsbad. 'Remarkable as being the scene of the death of Wallenstein, and
for its numerous glass-factories and paper-mills.' Ha, ha, my boy, what
do you make of that?" His eyes sparkled, and he sent up a great blue triumphant
cloud from his cigarette.
"The paper was made in Bohemia," I said.
"Precisely. And the man who wrote the note
is a German. Do you note the peculiar construction of the sentence -- 'This
account of you we have from all quarters received.' A Frenchman or Russian
could not have written that. It is the German who is so uncourteous to
his verbs. It only remains, therefore, to discover what is wanted by this
German who writes upon Bohemian paper and prefers wearing a mask to showing
his face. And here he comes, if I am not mistaken, to resolve all our doubts."
As he spoke there was the sharp sound of horses'
hoofs and grating wheels against the curb, followed by a sharp pull at
the bell. Holmes whistled.
"A pair, by the sound," said he. "Yes," he
continued, glancing out of the window. "A nice little brougham and a pair
of beauties. A hundred and fifty guineas apiece. There's money in this
case, Watson, if there is nothing else."
"I think that I had better go, Holmes."
"Not a bit, Doctor. Stay where you are. I am
lost without my Boswell. And this promises to be interesting. It would
be a pity to miss it."
"But your client --"
"Never mind him. I may want your help, and
so may he. Here he comes. Sit down in that armchair, Doctor, and
give us your best attention."
A slow and heavy step, which had been heard
upon the stairs and in the passage, paused immediately outside the door.
Then there was a loud and authoritative tap.
"Come in!" said Holmes.
A man entered who could hardly have been less
than six feet six inches in height, with the chest and limbs of a Hercules.
His dress was rich with a richness which would, in England, be looked upon
as akin to bad taste. Heavy bands of astrakhan were slashed across the
sleeves and fronts of his double-breasted coat, while the deep blue cloak
which was thrown over his shoulders was lined with flame-coloured silk
and secured at the neck with a brooch which consisted of a single flaming
beryl. Boots which extended halfway up his calves, and which were trimmed
at the tops with rich brown fur, completed the impression of barbaric opulence
which was suggested by his whole appearance. He carried a broad-brimmed
hat in his hand, while he wore across the upper part of his face, extending
down past the cheekbones, a black vizard mask, which he had apparently
adjusted that very moment, for his hand was still raised to it as he entered.
From the lower part of the face he appeared to be a man of strong character,
with a thick, hanging lip, and a long, straight chin suggestive of resolution
pushed to the length of obstinacy.
"You had my note?" he asked with a deep harsh
voice and a strongly marked German accent. "I told you that I would call."
He looked from one to the other of us, as if uncertain which to address.
"Pray take a seat," said Holmes. "This is my
friend and colleague, Dr. Watson, who is occasionally good enough to help
me in my cases. Whom have I the honour to address?"
"You may address me as the Count Von Kramm,
a Bohemian nobleman. I understand that this gentleman, your friend, is
a man of honour and discretion, whom I may trust with a matter of the most
extreme importance. If not, I should much prefer to communicate with you
alone."
I rose to go, but Holmes caught me by the wrist
and pushed me back into my chair. "It is both, or none," said he. "You
may say before this gentleman anything which you may say to me."
The Count shrugged his broad shoulders. "Then
I must begin," said he, "by binding you both to absolute secrecy for two
years; at the end of that time the matter will be of no importance.
At present it is not too much to say that it is of such weight it may have
an influence upon European history."
"I promise," said Holmes.
"And I."
"You will excuse this mask," continued our
strange visitor. "The august person who employs me wishes his agent
to be unknown to you, and I may confess at once that the title by which
I have just called myself is not exactly my own."
"I was aware of it," said Holmes drily.
"The circumstances are of great delicacy, and
every precaution has to be taken to quench what might grow to be an immense
scandal and seriously compromise one of the reigning families of Europe.
To speak plainly, the matter implicates the great House of Ormstein, hereditary
kings of Bohemia."
"I was also aware of that," murmured Holmes,
settling himself down in his armchair and closing his eyes.
Our visitor glanced with some apparent surprise
at the languid, lounging figure of the man who had been no doubt depicted
to him as the most incisive reasoner and most energetic agent in Europe.
Holmes slowly reopened his eyes and looked impatiently at his gigantic
client.
"If your Majesty would condescend to state
your case," he remarked, "I should be better able to advise you."
The man sprang from his chair and paced up
and down the room in uncontrollable agitation. Then, with a gesture of
desperation, he tore the mask from his face and hurled it upon the ground.
"You are right," he cried; "I am the King. Why should I attempt to conceal
it?"
"Why, indeed?" murmured Holmes. "Your Majesty
had not spoken before I was aware that I was addressing Wilhelm Gottsreich
Sigismond von Ormstein, Grand Duke of Cassel-Felstein, and hereditary King
of Bohemia."
"But you can understand," said our strange
visitor, sitting down once more and passing his hand over his high white
forehead, "you can understand that I am not accustomed to doing such business
in my own person. Yet the matter was so delicate that I could not confide
it to an agent without putting myself in his power. I have come incognito
from Prague for the purpose of consulting you."
"Then, pray consult," said Holmes, shutting
his eyes once more.
"The facts are briefly these: Some five years
ago, during a lengthy visit to Warsaw, I made the acquaintance of the well-known
adventuress, Irene Adler. The name is no doubt farmiliar to you."
"Kindly look her up in my index, Doctor," murmured
Holmes without opening his eyes. For many years he had adopted a system
of docketing all paragraphs concerning men and things, so that it was difficult
to name a subject or a person on which he could not at once furnish information.
In this case I found her biography sandwiched in between that of a Hebrew
rabbi and that of a staff-commander who had written a monograph upon the
deep-sea fishes.
"Let me see!" said Holmes. "Hum! Born in New
Jersey in the year 1858. Contralto -- hum! La Scala, hum! Prima donna Imperial
Opera of Warsaw -- yes! Retired from operatic stage -- ha! Living
in London -- quite so! Your Majesty, as I understand, became entangled
with this young person, wrote her some compromising letters, and is now
desirous of getting those letters back."
"Precisely so. But how --"
"Was there a secret marriage?"
"None."
"No legal papers or certificates?"
"None."
"Then I fail to follow your Majesty. If this
young person should produce her letters for blackmailing or other purposes,
how is she to prove their authenticity?"
"There is the writing."
"Pooh, pooh! Forgery."
"My private note-paper."
"Stolen."
"My own seal."
"Imitated."
"My photograph."
"Bought."
"We were both in the photograph."
"Oh, dear! That is very bad! Your Majesty has
indeed committed an indiscretion."
"I was mad -- insane."
"You have compromised yourself seriously."
"I was only Crown Prince then. I was young.
I am but thirty now."
"It must be recovered."
"We have tried and failed."
"Your Majesty must pay. It must be bought."
"She will not sell."
"Stolen, then."
"Five attempts have been made. Twice burglars
in my pay ransacked her house. Once we diverted her luggage when she travelled.
Twice she has been waylaid. There has been no result."
"No sign of it?"
"Absolutely none."
Holmes laughed. "It is quite a pretty little
problem," said he.
"But a very serious one to me," returned the
King reproachfully.
"Very, indeed. And what does she propose to
do with the photograph?"
"To ruin me."
"But how?"
"I am about to be married."
"So I have heard."
"To Clotilde Lothman von Saxe-Meningen, second
daughter of the King of Scandinavia. You may know the stnct principles
of her family. She is herself the very soul of delicacy. A shadow of a
doubt as to my conduct would bring the matter to an end."
"And Irene Adler?"
"Threatens to send them the photograph. And
she will do it. I know that she will do it. You do not know her, but she
has a soul of steel. She has the face of the most beautiful of women, and
the mind of the most resolute of men. Rather than I should marry another
woman, there are no lengths to which she would not go -- none."
"You are sure that she has not sent it yet?"
"I am sure."
"And why?"
"Because she has said that she would send it
on the day when the betrothal was publicly proclaimed. That will be next
Monday."
"Oh, then we have three days yet," said Holmes
with a yawn. "That is very fortunate, as I have one or two matters of importance
to look into just at present. Your Majesty will, of course, stay in London
for the present?"
"Certainly. You will find me at the Langham
under the name of the Count Von Kramm."
"Then I shall drop you a line to let you know
how we progress."
"Pray do so. I shall be all anxiety."
"Then, as to money?"
"You have carte blanche."
"Absolutely?"
"I tell you that I would give one of the provinces
of my kingdom to have that photograph."
"And for present expenses?"
The King took a heavy chamois leather bag from
under his cloak and laid it on the table.
"There are three hundred pounds in gold and
seven hundred in notes," he said.
Holmes scribbled a receipt upon a sheet of
his note-book and handed it to him.
"And Mademoiselle's address?" he asked.
"Is Briony Lodge, Serpentine Avenue, St. John's
Wood."
Holmes took a note of it. "One other question,"
said he. "Was the photograph a cabinet?"
"It was."
"Then, good-night, your Majesty, and I trust
that we shall soon have some good news for you. And good-night, Watson,"
he added, as the wheels of the royal brougham rolled down the street.
"If you wlll be good enough to call to-morrow afternoon at three o'clock
I should like to chat this little matter over with you."
At three o'clock precisely I was at Baker Street,
but Holmes had not yet returned. The landlady informed me that he had left
the house shortly after eight o'clock in the morning. I sat down beside
the fire, however, with the intention of awaiting him, however long he
might be. I was already deeply interested in his inquiry, for, though it
was surrounded by none of the grim and strange features which were associated
with the two crimes which I have already recorded, still, the nature of
the case and the exalted station of his client gave it a character of its
own. Indeed, apart from the nature of the investigation which my
friend had on hand, there was something in his masterly grasp of a situation,
and his keen, incisive reasoning, which made it a pleasure to me to study
his system of work, and to follow the quick, subtle methods by which he
disentangled the most inextricable mysteries. So accustomed was I to his
invariable success that the very possibility of his failing had ceased
to enter into my head.
It was close upon four before the door opened,
and a drunken-looking groom, ill-kempt and side-whiskered, with an inflamed
face and disreputable clothes, walked into the room. Accustomed as I was
to my friend's amazing powers in the use of disguises, I had to look three
times before I was certain that it was indeed he. With a nod he vanished
into the bedroom, whence he emerged in five minutes tweed-suited and respectable,
as of old. Putting his hands into his pockets, he stretched out his legs
in front of the fire and laughed heartily for some minutes.
"Well, really!" he cried, and then he choked
and laughed again until he was obliged to lie back, limp and helpless,
in the chair.
"What is it?"
"It's quite too funny. I am sure you could
never guess how I employed my morning, or what I ended by doing."
"I can't imagine. I suppose that you have been
watching the habits, and perhaps the house, of Miss Irene Adler."
"Quite so; but the sequel was rather unusual.
I will tell you, however. I left the house a little after eight o'clock
this morning in the character of a groom out of work. There is a wonderful
sympathy and freemasonry among horsy men. Be one of them, and you will
know all that there is to know. I soon found Briony Lodge. It is a bijou
villa, with a garden at the back. but built out in front right up to the
road, two stories. Chubb lock to the door. Large sitting-room on the right
side, well furnished, with long windows almost to the floor, and those
preposterous English window fasteners which a child could open. Behind
there was nothing remarkable, save that the passage window could be reached
from the top of the coach-house. I walked round it and examined it closely
from every point of view, but witho ut noting anything else of interest.
"I then lounged down the street and found,
as I expected, that there was a mews in a lane which runs down by one wall
of the garden. I lent the ostlers a hand in rubbing down their horses,
and received in exchange twopence, a glass of half and half, two fills
of shag tobacco, and as much information as I could desire about Miss Adler,
to say nothing of half a dozen other people in the neighbourhood in whom
I was not in the least interested, but whose biographies I was compelled
to listen to."
"And what of Irene Adler?" I asked.
"Oh, she has turned all the men's heads down
in that part. She is the daintiest thing under a bonnet on this planet.
So say the Serpentine-mews, to a man. She lives quietly, sings at concerts,
drives out at five every day, and returns at seven sharp for dinner. Seldom
goes out at other times, except when she sings. Has only one male visitor,
but a good deal of him. He is dark, handsome, and dashing, never calls
less than once a day, and often twice. He is a Mr. Godfrey Norton, of the
Inner Temple. See the advantages of a cabman as a confidant. They had driven
him home a dozen times from Serpentine-mews, and knew all about him. When
I had listened to all they had to tell, I began to walk up and down near
Briony Lodge once more, and to think over my plan of campaign.
"This Godfrey Norton was evidently an important
factor in the matter. He was a lawyer. That sounded ominous. What was the
relation between them, and what the object of his repeated visits? Was
she his client, his friend, or his mistress? If the former, she had probably
transferred the photograph to his keeping. If the latter, it was less likely.
On the issue of this question depended whether I should continue my work
at Briony Lodge, or turn my attention to the gentleman's chambers in the
Temple. It was a delicate point. and it widened the field of my inquiry.
I fear that I bore you with these details, but I have to let you see my
little difficulties. if you are to understand the situation."
"I am following you closely," I answered.
"I was still balancing the matter in my mind
when a hansom cab drove up to Briony Lodge, and a gentleman sprang out.
He was a remarkably handsome man, dark, aquiline, and moustached -- evidently
the man of whom I had heard. He appeared to be in a great hurry, shouted
to the cabman to wait, and brushed past
the maid who opened the door with the air of a man
who was thoroughly at home.
"He was in the house about half an hour, and
I could catch glimpses of him in the windows of the sitting-room, pacing
up and down, talking excitedly, and waving his arms. Of her I could see
nothing. Presently he emerged, looking even more flurried than before.
As he stepped up to the cab, he pulled a gold watch from his pocket and
looked at it earnestly, 'Drive like the devil,' he shouted, 'first to Gross
& Hankey's in Regent Street, and then to the Church of St. Monica in
the Edgeware Road. Half a guinea if you do it in twenty minutes!'
"Away they went, and I was just wondering whether
I should not do well to follow them when up the lane came a neat little
landau, the coachman with his coat only half-buttoned, and his tie under
his ear, while all the tags of his harness were sticking out of the buckles.
It hadn't pulled up before she shot out of the hall door and into it. I
only caught a glimpse of her at the moment, but she was a lovely woman,
with a face that a man might die for.
" 'The Church of St. Monica, John,' she cried,
'and half a sovereign if you reach it in twenty minutes.'
"This was quite too good to lose, Watson. I
was just balancing whether I should run for it, or whether I should perch
behind her landau when a cab came through the street. The driver looked
twice at such a shabby fare, but I jumped in before he could object. 'The
Church of St. Monica,' said I, 'and half a sovereign if you reach it in
twenty minutes.' It was twenty-five minutes to twelve, and of course it
was clear enough what was in the wind.
"My cabby drove fast. I don't think I ever
drove faster, but the others were there before us. The cab and the landau
with their steaming horses were in front of the door when I arrived. I
paid the man and hurried into the church. There was not a soul there save
the two whom I had followed and a surpliced clergyman, who seemed to be
expostulating with them. They were all three standing in a knot in front
of the altar. I lounged up the side aisle like any other idler who has
dropped into a church. Suddenly, to my surprise, the three at the
altar faced round to me, and Godfrey Norton came running as hard as he
could towards me.
" 'Thank God,' he cried. 'You'll do. Come!
Come!'
" 'What then?' I asked.
" 'Come, man, come, only three minutes, or
it won't be legal.'
"I was half-dragged up to the altar, and before
I knew where I was I found myself mumbling responses which were whispered
in my ear. and vouching for things of which I knew nothing, and generally
assisting in the secure tying up of Irene Adler, spinster, to Godfrey Norton,
bachelor. It was all done in an instant, and there was the gentleman thanking
me on the one side and the lady on the other, while the clergyman beamed
on me in front. It was the most preposterous position in which I ever found
myself in my life, and it was the thought of it that started me laughing
just now. It seems that there had been some informality about their license,
that the clergyman absolutely refused to marry them without a witness of
some sort, and that my lucky appearance saved the bridegroom from having
to sally out into the streets in search of a best man. The bride gave me
a sovereign, and I mean to wear it on my watch-chain in memory of the occasion."
"This is a very unexpected turn of affairs,"
said l; "and what then?"
"Well, I found my plans very seriously menaced.
It looked as if the pair might take an immediate departure, and so necessitate
very prompt and energetic measures on my part. At the church door, however,
they separated, he driving back to the Temple, and she to her own house.
'I shall drive out in the park at five as usual,' she said as she left
him. I heard no more. They drove away in different directions, and I went
off to make my own arrangements."
"Which are?"
"Some cold beef and a glass of beer," he answered,
ringing the bell. "I have been too busy to think of food, and I am likely
to be busier still this evening. By the way, Doctor, I shall want your
cooperation."
"I shall be delighted."
"You don't mind breaking the law?"
"Not in the least."
"Nor running a chance of arrest?"
"Not in a good cause."
"Oh, the cause is excellent!"
"Then I am your man."
"I was sure that I might rely on you."
"But what is it you wish?"
"When Mrs. Turner has brought in the tray I
will make it clear to you. Now," he said as he turned hungrily on the simple
fare that our landlady had provided, "I must discuss it while I eat, for
I have not much time. It is nearly five now. In two hours we must be on
the scene of action. Miss Irene, or Madame, rather, returns from her drive
at seven. We must be at Briony Lodge to meet her."
"And what then?"
"You must leave that to me. I have already
arranged what is to occur. There is only one point on which I must insist.
You must not interfere, come what may. You understand?"
"I am to be neutral?"
"To do nothing whatever. There will probably
be some small unpleasantness. Do not join in it. It will end in my being
conveyed into the house. Four or five minutes afterwards the sitting-room
window will open. You are to station yourself close to that open window."
"Yes."
"You are to watch me, for I will be visible
to you."
"Yes."
"And when I raise my hand -- so -- you will
throw into the room what I give you to throw, and will, at the same time,
raise the cry of fire. You quite follow me?"
"Entirely."
"It is nothing very formidable," he said, taking
a long cigar-shaped roll from his pocket. "It is an ordinary plumber's
smoke-rocket, fitted with a cap at either end to make it self-lighting.
Your task is confined to that. When you raise your cry of fire, it will
be taken up by quite a number of people. You may then walk to the end of
the street, and I will rejoin you in ten minutes. I hope that I have
made myself clear?"
"I am to remain neutral, to get near the window,
to watch you, and at the signal to throw in this object, then to raise
the cry of fire, and to wait you at the comer of the street."
"Precisely."
"Then you may entirely rely on me."
"That is excellent. I think, perhaps, it is
almost time that I prepare for the new role I have to play."
He disappeared into his bedroom and returned
in a few minutes in the character of an amiable and simple-minded Nonconformist
clergyman. His broad black hat, his baggy trousers. his white tie, his
sympathetic smile, and general look of peering and benevolent curiosity
were such as Mr. John Hare alone could have equalled. It was not merely
that Holmes changed his costume. His expression, his manner, his very soul
seemed to vary with every fresh part that he assumed. The stage lost a
fine actor, even as science lost an acute reasoner, when he became a specialist
in crime.
It was a quarter past six when we left Baker
Street, and it still wanted ten minutes to the hour when we found ourselves
in Serpentine Avenue. It was already dusk, and the lamps were just being
lighted as we paced up and down in front of Briony
Lodge, waiting for the coming of its occupant. The
house was just such as I had pictured it from Sherlock Holmes's succinct
description, but the locality appeared to be less private than I expected.
On the contrary, for a small street in a quiet
neighbourhood, it was r emarkably animated. There
was a group of shabbily dressed men smoking and laughing in a corner, a
scissors-grinder with his wheel, two guardsmen who were flirting with a
nurse-girl, and several well-dressed young men who were lounging up and
down with cigars in their mouths.
"You see," remarked Holmes, as we paced to
and fro in front of the house, "this marriage rather simplifies matters.
The photograph becomes a double-edged weapon now. The chances are that
she would be as averse to its being seen by Mr. Godfrey Norton, as our
client is to its coming to the eyes of his princess. Now the question
is, Where are we to find the photograph?"
"Where, indeed?"
"It is most unlikely that she carries it about
with her. It is cabinet size. Too large for easy concealment about a woman's
dress. She knows that the King is capable of having her waylaid and searched.
Two attempts of the sort have already been made. We may take it,
then, that she does not carry it about with her."
"Where, then?"
"Her banker or her lawyer. There is that double
possibility. But I am inclined to think neither. Women are naturally
secretive, and they like to do their own secreting. Why should she hand
it over to anyone else? She could trust her own guardianship, but she could
not tell what indirect or political influence might be brought to bear
upon a business man. Besides, remember that she had resolved to use it
within a few days. It must be where she can lay her hands upon it. It must
be in her own house."
"But it has twice been burgled."
"Pshaw! They did not know how to look."
"But how will you look?"
"I will not look."
"What then?"
"I will get her to show me."
"But she will refuse."
"She will not be able to. But I hear the rumble
of wheels. It is hcr carriage. Now carry out my orders to the letter."
As he spoke the gleam of the side-lights of
a carriage came round the curve of the avenue. It was a smart little landau
which rattled up to the door of Briony Lodge. As it pulled up, one of the
loafing men at the corner dashed forward to open the door in the hope of
earning a copper, but was elbowed away by another loafer, who had rushed
up with the same intention. A fierce quarrel broke out, which was increased
by the two guardsmen, who took sides with one of the loungers, and by the
scissors-grinder, who was equally hot upon the other side. A blow was struck,
and in an instant the lady, who had stepped from her carriage, was the
centre of a little knot of flushed and struggling men, who struck savagely
at each other with their fists and sticks. Holmes dashed into the crowd
to protect the lady; but just as he reached her he gave a cry and dropped
to the ground, with the blood running freely down his face. At his fall
the guardsmen took to their heels in one direction and the loungers in
the other, while a number of better-dressed people, who had watched the
scuffle without taking part in it, crowded in to help the lady and to attend
to the injured man. Irene Adler, as I will still call her, had hurried
up the steps; but she stood at the top with her superb figure outlined
against the lights of the hall, looking back into the street.
"Is the poor gentleman much hurt?" she asked.
"He is dead," cried several voices.
"No, no, there's life in him!" shouted another.
"But he'll be gone before you can get him to hospital."
"He's a brave fellow," said a woman. "They
would have had the lady's purse and watch if it hadn't been for him. They
were a gang, and a rough one, too. Ah, he's breathing now."
"He can't lie in the street. May we bring him
in, marm?"
"Surely. Bring him into the sitting room. There
is a comfortable sofa. This way, please!"
Slowly and solemnly he was borne into Briony
Lodge and laid out in the principal room, while I still observed the proceedings
from my post by the window. The lamps had been lit, but the linds had not
been drawn, so that I could see Holmes as he lay upon the couch. I do not
know whether he was seized with compunction at that moment for the part
he was playing, but I know that I never felt more heartily ashamed of myself
in my life than when I saw the beautiful creature against whom I was conspiring,
or the grace and kindliness with which she waited upon the injured man.
And yet it would be the blackest treachery to Holmes to draw back now from
the part which he had intrusted to me. I hardened my heart, and took the
smoke-rocket from under my ulster. After all, I thought, we are not injuring
her. We are but preventing her from injuring another.
Holmes had sat up upon the couch, and I saw
him motion like a man who is in need of air. A maid rushed across and threw
open the window. At the same instant I saw him raise his hand and at the
signal I tossed my rocket into the room with a cry of "Fire!" The word
was no sooner out of my mouth than the whole crowd of spectators, well
dressed and ill -- gentlemen, ostlers, and servant-maids -- joined in a
general shriek of "Fire!" Thick clouds of smoke curled through the room
and out at the open window. I caught a glimpse of rushing figures, and
a moment later the voice of Holmes from within assuring them that it was
a false alarm. Slipping through the shouting crowd I made my way to the
corner of the street, and in ten minutes was rejoiced to find my friend's
arm in mine, and to get away from the scene of uproar. He walked swiftly
and in silence for some few minutes until we had turned down one of the
quiet streets which lead towards the Edgeware Road.
"You did it very nicely, Doctor," he remarked.
"Nothing could have been better. It is all right."
"You have the photograph?"
"I know where it is."
"And how did you find out?"
"She showed me, as I told you she would."
"I am still in the dark."
"I do not wish to make a mystery," said he,
laughing. "The matter was perfectly simple. You, of course, saw that everyone
in the street was an accomplice. They were all engaged for the evening."
"I guessed as much."
"Then, when the row broke out, I had a little
moist red paint in the palm of my hand. I rushed forward, fell down. clapped
my hand to my face, and became a piteous spectacle. It is an old trick."
"That also I could fathom."
"Then they carried me in. She was bound to
have me in. What else could she do? And into her sitting-room. which
was the very room which I suspected. It lay between that and her bedroom,
and I was determined to see which. They laid me on a couch, I motioned
for air, they were compelled to open the window. and you had your chance."
"How did that help you?"
"It was all-important. When a woman thinks
that her house is on fire, her instinct is at once to rush to the thing
which she values most. It is a perfectly overpowering impulse, and I have
more than once taken advantage of it. In the case of the Darlington substitution
scandal it was of use to me, and also in the Arnsworth Castle business.
A married woman grabs at her baby; an unmarried one reaches for her jewel-box.
Now it was clear to me that our lady of to-day had nothing in the house
more precious to her than what we are in quest of. She would rush to secure
it. The alarm of fire was admirably done. The smoke and shouting were enough
to shake nerves of steel. She responded beautifully. The photograph is
in a recess behind a sliding panel just above the right bell-pull. She
was there in an instant, and I caught a glimpse of it as she half-drew
it out. When I cried out that it was a false alarm, she replaced it, glanced
at the rocket, rushed from the room, and I have not seen her since. I rose,
and, making my excuses, escaped from the house. I hesitated whether to
attempt to secure the photograph at once; but the coachman had come in,
and as he was watching me narrowly it seemed safer to wait. A little over-precipitance
may ruin all."
"And now?" I asked.
"Our quest is practically finished. I shall
call with the King tomorrow, and with you, if you care to come with us.
We will be shown into the sitting-room to wait for the lady; but it is
probable that when she comes she may find neither us nor the
photograph. It might be a satisfaction to his Majesty
to regain it with his own hands."
"And when will you call?"
"At eight in the morning. She will not be up,
so that we shall have a clear field. Besides, we must be prompt, for this
marriage may mean a complete change in her life and habits. I must wire
to the King without delay."
We had reached Baker Street and had stopped
at the door. He was searching his pockets for the key when someone passing
said:
"Good-night, Mister Sherlock Holmes."
There were several people on the pavement at
the time, but the greeting appeared to come from a slim youth in an ulster
who had hurried by.
"I've heard that voice before," said Holmes,
staring down the dimly lit street. "Now, I wonder who the deuce that could
have been."
I slept at Baker Street that night, and we were
engaged upon our toast and coffee in the morning when the King of Bohemia
rushed into the room.
"You have really got it!" he cried, grasping
Sherlock Holmes by either shoulder and looking eagerly into his face.
"Not yet."
"But you have hopes?"
"I have hopes."
"Then, come. I am all impatience to be gone."
"We must have a cab."
"No, my brougham is waiting."
"Then that will simplify matters." We descended
and started off once more for Briony Lodge.
"Irene Adler is married," remarked Holmes.
"Married! When?"
"Yesterday."
"But to whom?"
"To an English lawyer named Norton."
"But she could not love him."
"I am in hopes that she does."
"And why in hopes?"
"Because it would spare your Majesty all fear
of future annoyance. If the lady loves her husband, she does not love your
Majesty. If she does not love your Majesty, there is no reason why she
should interfere with your Majesty's plan."
"It is true. And yet Well! I wish she had been
of my own station! What a queen she would have made!" He relapsed into
a moody silence, which was not broken until we drew up in Serpentine Avenue.
The door of Briony Lodge was open, and an elderly
woman stood upon the steps. She watched us with a sardonic eye as we stepped
from the brougham.
"Mr. Sherlock Holmes, I believe?" said she.
"I am Mr. Holmes," answered my companion, looking
at her with a questioning and rather startled gaze.
"Indeed! My mistress told me that you were
likely to call. She left this morning with her husband by the 5:15 train
from Charing Cross for the Continent."
"What!" Sherlock Holmes staggered back, white
with chagrin and surprise. "Do you mean that she has left England?"
"Never to return."
"And the papers?" asked the King hoarsely.
"All is lost."
"We shall see." He pushed past the servant
and rushed into the drawing-room, followed by the King and myself. The
furniture was scattered about in every direction, with dismantled shelves
and open drawers, as if the lady had hurriedly ransacked them before her
flight. Holmes rushed at the bell-pull, tore back a small sliding shutter,
and, plunging in his hand, pulled out a photograph and a letter. The photograph
was of Irene Adler herself in evening dress, the letter was superscribed
to "Sherlock Holmes, Esq. To be left till called for." My friend tore it
open and we all three read it together. It was dated at midnight of the
preceding night and ran in this way:
MY DEAR MR. SHERLOCK HOLMES:
You really
did it very well. You took me in completely.
Until after the alarm
of fire, I had not a suspicion. But then,
when I found how I had
betrayed myself, I began to think. I
had been warned against
you months ago. I had been told
that if the King employed
an agent it would certainly be
you. And your address
had been given me. Yet, with all
this, you made me reveal
what you wanted to know. Even
after I became suspicious,
I found it hard to think evil of
such a dear, kind old
clergyman. But, you know, I have
been trained as an actress
myself. Male costume is nothing
new to me. I often take
advantage of the freedom which it
gives. I sent John, the
coachman, to watch you, ran up-
stairs, got into my walking-clothes,
as I call them, and
came down just as you
departed.
Well, I followed
you to your door, and so made sure that
I was really an object
of interest to the celebrated Mr.
Sherlock Holmes. Then
I, rather imprudently, wished you
good-night, and started
for the Temple to see my husband.
We both thought
the best resource was flight, when
pursued by so formidable
an antagonist; so you will find the
nest empty when you call
to-morrow. As to the photograph,
your client may rest in
peace. I love and am loved by a
better man than he. The
King may do what he will without
hindrance from one whom
he has cruelly wronged. I keep it
only to safeguard myself,
and to preserve a weapon which
will always secure me
from any steps which he might take
in the future. I leave
a photograph which he might care to
possess; and I remain,
dear Mr. Sherlock Holmes,
Very truly yours,
Irene Norton, nee ADLER.
"What a woman -- oh, what a woman!" cried the
King of Bohemia, when we had all three read this epistle. "Did I not tell
you how quick and resolute she was? Would she not have made an admirable
queen? Is it not a pity that she was not on my level?"
"From what I have seen of the lady she seems
indeed to be on a very different level to your Majesty," said Holmes coldly.
"I am sorry that I have not been able to bring your Majesty's business
to a more successful conclusion."
"On the contrary, my dear sir," cried the King;
"nothing could be more successful. I know that her word is inviolate. The
photograph is now as safe as if it were in the fire."
"I am glad to hear your Majesty say so."
"I am immensely indebted to you. Pray tell
me in what way I can reward you. This ring " He slipped an emerald snake
ring from his finger and held it out upon the palm of his hand.
"Your Majesty has something which I should
value even more highly,'' said Holmes.
''You have but to name it."
''This photograph!''
The King stared at him in amazement.
"Irene's photograph!" he cried. "Certainly,
if you wish it.''
"I thank your Majesty. Then there is no more
to be done in the matter. I have the honour to wish you a very good-morning."
He bowed, and, turning away without observing the hand which the King had
stretched out to him, he set off in my company for his chambers.
And that was how a great scandal threatened
to affect the kingdom of Bohemia, and how the best plans of Mr. Sherlock
Holmes were beaten by a woman's wit. He used to make merry over the cleverness
of women, but I have not heard him do it of late. And when he speaks of
Irene Adler, or when he refers to her photograph, it is always under the
honourable title of the woman. |